Nick Cage

The following article is a non-canonical joke theory originating on the game’s official discord server in April of 2021 (I created it, give me the appropriate credit smh - Sub2Blu)

Some say that he has some terrible plans involving the moon, and that he has a full size tattoo of his face, on his face. All we know is he’s called Nicholas Cage. Nicholas Cage is well known for inventing the NickCage™️ Pacer Test, which is a multistage aerospace capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The NickCage™️ Pacer Test is the de facto standard for assessing combat capabilities of all personnel in the galaxy.

Nick Cage is one of the main characters in the game Deep Space Battle Simulator. Every playable character that wears a mask has the face of Nick Cage underneath as they are all clones of him. They hide this because it instills too much fear into the enemy and has been banned as an inhumane form of torture since many just give up at the sight of Nick Cage.